{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"2,4-Dimethylpentane","displaytitle":"2,4-Dimethylpentane","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2813787","titles":{"canonical":"2,4-Dimethylpentane","normalized":"2,4-Dimethylpentane","display":"2,4-Dimethylpentane"},"pageid":49498528,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/2%2C4-Me2pentane.png/330px-2%2C4-Me2pentane.png","width":320,"height":147},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/2%2C4-Me2pentane.png","width":453,"height":208},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1195116169","tid":"d67f127f-b138-11ee-91cc-17f45fd6979b","timestamp":"2024-01-12T10:53:37Z","description":"Chemical compound","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2%2C4-Dimethylpentane","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2%2C4-Dimethylpentane?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2%2C4-Dimethylpentane?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:2%2C4-Dimethylpentane"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2%2C4-Dimethylpentane","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/2%2C4-Dimethylpentane","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2%2C4-Dimethylpentane?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:2%2C4-Dimethylpentane"}},"extract":"2,4-Dimethylpentane is an alkane with the chemical formula [(H3C)2CH]2CH2. This colorless hydrocarbon is produced in large quantities in oil refineries. It results from the alkylation of isobutane by propylene. Often referred to as \"alkylate\", it is blended with other gasoline components to give a high octane fuel. Unlike n-heptane, 2,4-dimethylpentane is a desirable fuel because its branched structure allows combustion without knocking.","extract_html":"
2,4-Dimethylpentane is an alkane with the chemical formula [(H3C)2CH]2CH2. This colorless hydrocarbon is produced in large quantities in oil refineries. It results from the alkylation of isobutane by propylene. Often referred to as \"alkylate\", it is blended with other gasoline components to give a high octane fuel. Unlike n-heptane, 2,4-dimethylpentane is a desirable fuel because its branched structure allows combustion without knocking.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Ravenscroft Cottages","displaytitle":"Ravenscroft Cottages","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20876272","titles":{"canonical":"Ravenscroft_Cottages","normalized":"Ravenscroft Cottages","display":"Ravenscroft Cottages"},"pageid":47536407,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Ravenscroft_Cottages_01.JPG/330px-Ravenscroft_Cottages_01.JPG","width":320,"height":205},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Ravenscroft_Cottages_01.JPG","width":3184,"height":2042},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282268298","tid":"48263051-096e-11f0-9b2b-0c6b35b22a25","timestamp":"2025-03-25T11:42:51Z","description":"Almshouses in Barnet, London, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.6494,"lon":-0.1899},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenscroft_Cottages","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenscroft_Cottages?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenscroft_Cottages?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ravenscroft_Cottages"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenscroft_Cottages","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ravenscroft_Cottages","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenscroft_Cottages?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ravenscroft_Cottages"}},"extract":"The Ravenscroft Cottages, also known as Jesus Hospital, are grade II listed almshouses in Wood Street, Chipping Barnet. The houses were built in 1672 but rebuilt in the 19th century.","extract_html":"
The Ravenscroft Cottages, also known as Jesus Hospital, are grade II listed almshouses in Wood Street, Chipping Barnet. The houses were built in 1672 but rebuilt in the 19th century.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?","punchline":"An irrelephant.","id":220}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
["Letterpress live-edge kale chips, solarpunk vape cronut hoodie sus meggings marfa unicorn. Sus 3 wolf moon jawn vexillologist pok pok fashion axe schlitz flannel celiac beard Brooklyn. Sriracha shaman gatekeep enamel pin. JOMO bicycle rights lomo food truck kale chips, hexagon disrupt seitan wayfarers kinfolk microdosing blackbird spyplane actually. +1 vexillologist hella, meh taxidermy microdosing church-key Brooklyn tumblr salvia JOMO four loko four dollar toast man braid.","3 wolf moon craft beer actually four dollar toast. Man braid synth cronut cold-pressed vaporware, mixtape beard paleo YOLO before they sold out subway tile mlkshk kickstarter hammock marxism. Crucifix celiac 8-bit, bruh glossier banh mi same air plant. Kickstarter pinterest marxism craft beer, pork belly vexillologist +1 pok pok salvia crucifix wolf kitsch blog. Blackbird spyplane art party twee, fashion axe photo booth blog pour-over tousled jean shorts kitsch master cleanse skateboard XOXO organic food truck.","Skateboard artisan post-ironic typewriter hoodie asymmetrical chillwave. Fit taiyaki kogi sus flannel mixtape, chicharrones skateboard +1 street art 3 wolf moon austin scenester mumblecore blog. Salvia yr truffaut flexitarian palo santo pug. Forage disrupt kinfolk, umami pickled meh pabst church-key everyday carry tumeric intelligentsia cliche listicle. Farm-to-table typewriter gluten-free, shaman semiotics 90's scenester artisan meh. Kickstarter literally same, cloud bread keytar everyday carry cardigan freegan post-ironic subway tile master cleanse. Neutral milk hotel pour-over vexillologist ramps, authentic aesthetic literally succulents biodiesel try-hard bodega boys fam put a bird on it big mood farm-to-table.","Cred artisan tonx hammock. Hella flannel jawn artisan unicorn direct trade. Fashion axe chartreuse vegan drinking vinegar selfies fanny pack. Lumbersexual forage hella, umami edison bulb poke yr distillery lyft brunch. Ascot farm-to-table williamsburg praxis portland meggings gatekeep craft beer neutra. Banjo ascot snackwave, 8-bit meditation kickstarter stumptown fit raclette bushwick gatekeep jean shorts keffiyeh. Unicorn blog same poutine ethical, cloud bread banh mi cardigan semiotics microdosing palo santo art party butcher intelligentsia.","Tousled wayfarers vibecession PBR&B kogi normcore. Tattooed JOMO street art hashtag. Craft beer listicle gastropub street art fingerstache try-hard, same pok pok messenger bag trust fund pug lo-fi meh retro man bun. Air plant mlkshk try-hard, DIY distillery PBR&B blue bottle cred poke aesthetic. Health goth food truck woke bushwick, semiotics kale chips brunch chillwave intelligentsia vice quinoa artisan flexitarian pok pok same."]
{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}
{"type":"standard","title":"Adam G. Simon","displaytitle":"Adam G. Simon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20685546","titles":{"canonical":"Adam_G._Simon","normalized":"Adam G. Simon","display":"Adam G. Simon"},"pageid":46778791,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Screenwriter_ADAM_G._SIMON.jpg/330px-Screenwriter_ADAM_G._SIMON.jpg","width":320,"height":208},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/Screenwriter_ADAM_G._SIMON.jpg","width":640,"height":415},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1118546497","tid":"a02ca37f-5613-11ed-a5c5-8fe1221d6491","timestamp":"2022-10-27T16:23:01Z","description":"American actor and screenwriter (born 1977)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_G._Simon","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_G._Simon?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_G._Simon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Adam_G._Simon"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_G._Simon","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Adam_G._Simon","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_G._Simon?action=edit","talk":"http