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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

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