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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}

{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}

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