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{"type":"standard","title":"Flooding at Port-Marly","displaytitle":"Flooding at Port-Marly","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3204212","titles":{"canonical":"Flooding_at_Port-Marly","normalized":"Flooding at Port-Marly","display":"Flooding at Port-Marly"},"pageid":61456489,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/La_inundaci%C3%B3n_en_Port_Marly%2C_por_Alfred_Sisley.jpg/330px-La_inundaci%C3%B3n_en_Port_Marly%2C_por_Alfred_Sisley.jpg","width":320,"height":233},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/La_inundaci%C3%B3n_en_Port_Marly%2C_por_Alfred_Sisley.jpg","width":1300,"height":945},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1194817070","tid":"5e6303ae-b003-11ee-936f-aec2292c8ad6","timestamp":"2024-01-10T21:58:21Z","description":"1872 painting by Alfred Sisley","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flooding_at_Port-Marly","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flooding_at_Port-Marly?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flooding_at_Port-Marly?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flooding_at_Port-Marly"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flooding_at_Port-Marly","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Flooding_at_Port-Marly","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flooding_at_Port-Marly?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flooding_at_Port-Marly"}},"extract":"Flooding at Port-Marly is the title of two series of paintings by Alfred Sisley, produced at Port-Marly in 1872 and 1876. Two works from the 1876 series are now in the Musée d'Orsay, with one hanging in the museum itself and the other at the Musée des Beaux-Arts de Rouen. Other work from the 1876 series is exhibited in the Thyssen-Bornemisza Museum, Madrid.","extract_html":"
Flooding at Port-Marly is the title of two series of paintings by Alfred Sisley, produced at Port-Marly in 1872 and 1876. Two works from the 1876 series are now in the Musée d'Orsay, with one hanging in the museum itself and the other at the Musée des Beaux-Arts de Rouen. Other work from the 1876 series is exhibited in the Thyssen-Bornemisza Museum, Madrid.
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