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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}

{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}

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